BTW, Samson, have you been watching America’s Got Talent? There’s a performer called Tape Face whose act makes me think of Horace (though I’m not sure why).
I saw a “Road Closed” sign once, and behind the sign there was nothing but a huge hole! I stood there for a moment and after some thought said to myself, “The road isn’t closed, it’s completely missing!”
Tigressy over 7 years ago
Nice car!And pretty fast – yet.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
Today’s background music: “Signs” by the Five Man Electrical Band.
Sherlock Watson over 7 years ago
BTW, Samson, have you been watching America’s Got Talent? There’s a performer called Tape Face whose act makes me think of Horace (though I’m not sure why).
neverenoughgold over 7 years ago
I saw a “Road Closed” sign once, and behind the sign there was nothing but a huge hole! I stood there for a moment and after some thought said to myself, “The road isn’t closed, it’s completely missing!”
DavidHurley Premium Member over 7 years ago
Just a detour!
BlueFin Premium Member over 7 years ago
“Now he knows!” (Mel Gibson in Conspiracy theory)
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
Nailed it!!!
PappyFiddle over 7 years ago
I would have said,“Do you itch?”“Do your friends look at you funny and move away?”“Do you see little bugs on your body?”
J Short over 7 years ago
The trifecta.
markjoseph125 over 7 years ago
Not only a bad driver, but a bad reader, too.
chris_weaver over 7 years ago
Horace saw the signs and thought: Challenge Accepted!
JustinSanville about 7 years ago
He needs to go back to school and relearn to read
stormwagemaker over 5 years ago
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