The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 14, 2016

That deserves an immediate mattress flipping.

I don’t think there’s something crueller than telling a teen that he isn’t interesting enough for 20 mn of morning get up farce.

Dip the cat in cold water and stuff it under the covers.

Time for a little big-time butt-whapping. Percussive persuasion, doncha know.

Try a bucket full of ie and water!!!!

When I was in the Army, working night shift in the pentagon, we had a gal in the next cubicle in the barracks who always slept through her alarm. It would wake up the whole night shift every morning. One day my roommate and I picked up the danged alarm clock and threw it against the concrete block wall. It just lay there on the floor and kept ringing! So we each took hold of one end of her army cot and upended the whole thing on top of her on the floor.

Next morning the alarm rang about 2 seconds and shut off!

Always the Mum and Dad’s fault.

xxx

He’s proud he thought of that while half asleep. His mom is chuckling too.