Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 06, 2017

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Elvis: We've devised a way to rescue Buzzy Mouse! Puck: Burt, cut away! C'mon guys, give discretion a try- With all the hustle and bustle of the season, don't lose sight of what matters most! Who you share it with! Make time to gather together with friends and neighbors around the tree. Elvis: A cheese wheel. We get a cube or two of cheese treats a week if we're lucky. Puck: Shhh. Hide! Robber Mouse: Psst! You got the wheel? Puck: Right here. Do you have Buzzy Mouse? Robber: Sure we do. Give us the wheel first! Puck: Ok. Robber Mouse: Hey, wait- Run!! Elvis: Come back! You forgot your complimentary bag of justice! I think I've got the tailor! Robber Mouse: I'm not a tailor, I'm a criminal. This is a weapon! Elvis: Ow! Robber Mouse: This isn't Cinderella! Elvis: Those mice are jerks. Puck: Can girls be jerks? Isn't that a masculine term? Lupin: A woman can be whatever she wants. Robber Mouse: That was close. Everyone okay? Oh my gouda! Where's Agnes?! Lupin: Did they even bring Buzzy Mouse? Elvis: No, but they will now.