Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 01, 2016

Tuesday Mike G said, and I heartily agree,

“I was never much of a handyman, certainly not a plumber – but when those #@$!! shower heads came out I became an EXPERTat removing flow restrictors. Necessity is the mother of invention.”

You got that, Mr. G but what about those low-flo toilets that reduced our tank capacity to an inefficient 3.5 gallons per flush from the more realistic standard 5? Something tells me you, like I, beat those suckers, too! I found the hardest part was cutting that hard plastic shielding around the works. That alone usually thwarted they that concocted this evil plan. It helped them sell these new toilets but did they know and just not care that we’d just be flushing the toilet more to compensate for the less efficient flush? That we flushed more to compensate can be looked up in the “Duh!” Magazine archives circa 1994.

I love their skinny bodies and clumsy gaits.

Well, that sounds like an invitation to ditch the suits altogether.

29¢ drawstring? Where does he shop, Tiffany’s?

You want expensive, buy a tie. The price per square inch of Fabric for those is rediculous.

But swimsuits seem priced inversely proportional to square inch of fabric. The less fabric, the greater the expense.

Now Frazz should go on to conquer Asia.

For some reason women get the thin body hugging and mean wear ridiculous baggy shorts. Seems unfair to the women….

Men who want to find and wear skimpy suits, I/e, Speedos, can do so! Unfortunately, unless you’re built like a competitive swimmer, you probably look better in a boxer short style…

He’ll do that for her if she’ll model it for him!

Borat style!