Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 10, 2019
April 09, 2019
April 11, 2019
Transcript:
Winter Warning Rhymes Variety Winter hat here commuters beware. Panic buying at the store means 8 inches, maybe more. Parking on a salty road alas, can make a car the road. Avoid the immigrant from Maine or be treated with disdain. Eh, this ain't hardly snow. Megabank When consulting a temperature sign find the square root & then subtract 9. Penguins on the car- stay where you are.
Kaputnik about 5 years ago
Penguins on the grass, alas?
PammWhittaker about 5 years ago
I’ve seen panic buying in Maryland at less than an inch!
kesting about 5 years ago
I guess it is 25 degrees
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
There’s a penguin on the Telly!
well-i-never about 5 years ago
‘Alas, can make a car corrode’ works but ‘Also can make a car corrode’ doesn’t. Both two syllables but alas reads like a single syllable. Huh.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Penguins are better than Polar Bears.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
We’re likely to get a little snow tonight, though the Big Spring Blizzard is mostly to our west (writing from Chicagoland). Despite the stars and the astronomers and the TV weather wizards, it’s still winter!