Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2018
December 12, 2018
December 14, 2018
Transcript:
work-a-day washington today: steve. by richard thompson man: i work here at the illuminati group, a small washington-based think tank dedicated to secretly ruling the world. my job includes monitoring competing groups & individuals with similar agendas. man: hmm, looks like that sect of rogue quakers has finally de-veloped a thermo-nuclear plowshare. every tuesday we meet downstairs in our cave of solitude for brainstorming & refreshments. guy 1: we need an atlantic version of el nino & it needs a snappy name. guy 2: el nunzio. guy 3: kramer. guy 4: buddy. guy 5: who's got the donut holes? man: on a daily basis we use p.r., low-level germ warfare and product placement to keep everybod anxious and off-balance. sometimes simple innuendo suffices... dude: you know, they developed their new french fry with fetal tissue research. lady: eeew woman: steve, we just love your proposal to chemically induce tourette's syndrome in alan greenspan! man: i love my job!
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
It’s fun to be illuminaughty, but don’t let Santa catch you.
Joliet Jake over 5 years ago
Groups like this used to be considered fringe lunatics by the vast majority. These days they’re considered mainstream.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
The Illuminati are the good guys and gals but since they don’t advertise they cannot respond to their critics. Rule the world? Nutty! Help humanity, damn straight!
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
That night, unfortunate Steve was assassinated by members of an even darker, less well-know group of would-be world rulers….