Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 09, 2018
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richard's poor al-manack by richard thompson undecided voter? you're still not sure? don't we go through this every four years? and you still can't make up your mind? unbelieveable. okay, this may help-first-hand knowledge of the candidates is good. hang around looking undecided and they'll flock to you. especially if you can fake some familiarity with plumbing. children are our greatest resource and the hope for our future! find a child and consult it. kid: umbubwe aboobuba mbeewee ambee spoo! man: you seem awfully certain, but i'm not convinced. try this mental excersize: imagine you're in a high-stress decision scenario, like in the grive-thru line at taco bell trying to choose something off their enourmously complex menu, and time is running out- beep beep man: mcgorditabama. speaker: beef or chicken? give up? you should join the shilly-shally party! woman: you don't want a pamphlet, do you? ? join the ambivaliants! shilly-shally man: um maybe yes. no! wait-
gbars70 over 5 years ago
I think I got a robocall from that kid…
Ray Rappisi Jr Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m in the “Like-anything-Richard-Thompson-does” party
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Officially, I’m a member of the Party Party.
fritzoid Premium Member over 5 years ago
The child he’s consulting looks like a young(er) Dill Wiederkind. I wouldn’t pin my hopes on him.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Plumbing? Bah. Just hold out a handful of donation money. They’ll come like flies to a fresh load dumped in the alley….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Looks like a version of Dil there.
gbars70 over 5 years ago
Would that be candidate Ricardo Shilly-Shally… (nod to TBBT).