Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 02, 2018
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richard's poor almanac ---- by richard thompson weather sunday partly sunday with a chance of passing hurricane (ivan). periods of panicky plywood shopping. monday intermittent smileys throughout the day with varying mood swings. chance of emoticondensation 80%. tuesday deluge of that new kitty kelley book "the family." expect gusts of humid ver-biage. wednesday chance of a shower in the evenning, or, if you've got time, may-be a nice long bath. thursday hurricanes jeanne through otto early in the day followed later by paula through walter. take an umbrella! friday hurricane charley re-forms & plows into florida again. florida changes nick-name to "the plywood state."
Joliet Jake over 5 years ago
Saturday has been cancelled due to the need for everyone to work overtime this week.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
No weather on Saturday. All oxygen used up by politicians. Don’t leave the house.
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Saturday, chance of roofless house with a lovely breeze wafting through the damp shag carpeting.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
That’s a lot of weather for one week!