Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 09, 2018

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richard's poor almanac important dates for 2001 by richard thompson january 20. the bush era begins. set calendar back 8 years. bush: yeeha! february 1-28. inclement weather panic shopping krazy daze. march 15. anything can happen day. greenspan out neil bush in woman: egk. april 2 - april fool's day observed. banks closed. atms spit seltzer. atm ha ha man: agk. may 10. begin violin lessons day. eenk eenk eenk eenk june 22. stop violin lessons day. oop: stop eenk eenk july 1. the fourth of july (canada). america: hey! quit gettin' ahead of me! u.s.a. canada august 6. stick to some-thing vinyl day. september 7. nationwide pencil drop, 10:15 a.m. edt. october 1. fall colors at their most annoying day. dude: fall damn you fall november 12. non-veterans day. v.p. cheney addresses the nation. cheney: well, i had other priorities, big time. december 31. the movie was better day. dude 2: no monolith, no hal 9000, no giant glowing fetuses. nothing.