Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 28, 2017
February 27, 2017
March 01, 2017
Transcript:
your guide to x-mas trees guy: pig! old growth behemoth fir needs a high ceiling. may contain irate earth-firster. longleaf evershed high maintenance. denudes & regenerates hourly. extra-resinous balsam a sap-fancier's delight. hard to pry off of car. carniferous spruce self-sufficient. likes chil-dren. will make do with pets. car freshener somewhat pathetic. and it smells fakey. oop: hey, my sandwich fell apart. sandwich toothpick extremely pathetic yet undeniably festive.
Sisyphos about 7 years ago
There’s an economic component, too. Sometimes a (used) toothpick is all one can afford….
Mayor Snorkum about 7 years ago
That would be “carnivorous.”