Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 02, 2016
December 01, 2016
December 05, 2016
Transcript:
vacancy inn welcome colicky shriners 4 this place was - 5 on whose screen porch did you spend a sweltering afternoon with a tepid bottle of mr. pibb & some dietetic crackers watching a small dog run in tight circles? gino's cement garden crap outlet 25 acres of values 6 how long did it take your mom to buy a 30 lb. garden chipmunk here? enter cashier -answers- 1. ghastly stomachy-bladderoid thing that scared you off the beach for a whole day. 2. booster seat mishap, sbarros, nj turnpike. 3. a. ohio. b. virginia. c. missouri. 4. terrible. and the cable was out. 5. either great aunt blanche's or great aunt mina's, i forget. 6. you'd still be there if you hadn't thrown up in tat flowerpot.
kesting over 7 years ago
I love number 5 a bottle of tepid Mr. Pibb would cause anyone to have that same expression
fishbulb239 over 7 years ago
I always buy my cement garden crap at Gino’s.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
I see I got all of the states wrong from yesterday.
Teto85 Premium Member over 7 years ago
My ex wife would have me drive 100 miles out of our way to see those gardens of cement crap.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Give me the real Dr. Pepper, or I’ll take out this whole stinkin’ screened porch!
Or, worse, I’ll decorate it with concrete garden crap!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago
To be fair, the other choices at Auntie’s were buttermilk or clamato.
-— courtesy of The Simpsons