Lay Lines by Carol Lay for August 08, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    That’s a pretty big “if” to stake your life on, especially with a Sphinx obsessed with oral hygiene in a pre-technological society.

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    Ida No  over 7 years ago

    Life with cats.

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    SeanT  over 7 years ago

    And that is why you should floss.

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    Olddog1  over 7 years ago

    Lonely, but with standards. Or fussy.

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    CeeJay  over 7 years ago

    Jeez…..one freaking cavity! No wonder they’re so lonely!

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    drycurt  over 7 years ago

    If it hadn’t been the teeth, it would have been something else.

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    praesodynium  over 7 years ago

    I must confess I vastly prefer the older stuff.

    I wonder if we’ll see a repeat of the surreal adventures of Miss Taken? (Someone reading this remembers those, right?)

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “Pre-technological” was shorthand for “no dentistry as we understand it”.

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    FlapHappy  over 7 years ago

    Modern dentistry was born when the first string was tied around a bad tooth on one end and looped around a doorknob on the other. From what we know, the ancient Egyptians did not have doorknobs.

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Shorthand for “NO MODERN DENTISTRY”. Period.

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