Monty by Jim Meddick for September 04, 2016
September 03, 2016
September 05, 2016
Transcript:
We interrupt this program for an important news update... An adult male lion escaped from the city Park zoo this afternoon... The lion's current whereabouts are unknown, but authorities are searching the area... Hey Monty! Are you hearing this?! Be advised to stay indoors. If you spot the animal contact authorities, report the sighting and... Monty! Hurry up and call animal control! I'm down to th' last meow mix chicken and liver in gravy cup!
Enter.Name.Here over 7 years ago
Here, kitty kitty kit……oh, my…..!
Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago
Call in Fleshy to negotiate for the release of the hostage.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
It’s a mistake to feed the stray kitty, Monty. It will never want to leave your kitchen now! Maybe Fleshy can talk it out of his kitty-door and save your leg!
Monster Hesh over 7 years ago
“I’ve been silently feeding it only ten feet away from you for the past hour!!”
fishbulb239 over 7 years ago
Quick, get out the cat translation app! It should be able to translate all feline dialects!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
My vet was bitten by a rabid raccoon that came in his pet door.
steverinoCT over 7 years ago
Meow Mix has wet food these days? Live and learn.