Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 20, 2016
July 19, 2016
July 21, 2016
Transcript:
Dad: Hey kiddo! Phoebe: Hey Mom! Hey Dad! Dad: You don't look startled. Phoebe: You shaved off your beard while I was at camp last year. Now I've had a year to get jaded about the whole thing. Dad: I tried to get your mother to shave half her head. Mom: Didn't feel worth it.
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
And just what is it about Phoebe going to camp that invokes him to shave? Surely she doesn’t get in they way of that.
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
How’s Dad going to look clean shaven AND with no ponytail? Not to mention Mom without glasses (either by switching to contact lenses or having L.A.S.I.K.
bigcatbusiness almost 8 years ago
He looks much younger now. Now if he loses the ponytail, he may lose a few years more.
bookdoc123 almost 8 years ago
He also looks like he’s lost quite a bit of extra weight!
DDrazen almost 8 years ago
True story: I once had the right side of my beard shaved off, in public, on North Michigan Avenue in Chicago, as part of a radio stunt. Got free airline tickets for it, so my wife and I went on a second honeymoon to California. The bad news is: the airline was Eastern, which went out of business when we were on the West Coast. True story.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Keep the ponytail!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I think he said he kept the beard to look older.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I see now. Next time ask her to put on lipstick.