Pickles by Brian Crane for July 13, 2016

Omg, best birthstone ever!!! :P tasty too!

If I recall, my birthstone is either an agate or a pearl.

If you were a preemie, should your birthstone be for when you were born, or when you were supposed to be born? I’ve got a niece who was over a month early and should strictly speaking be an opal (October), but her personality matches better with amethyst (November) when she was due.

@daDoctah - your birthstone is the one for the month you are Actually born in :)

My mother always maintained that I was a month overdue. I saw the crab sign and preferred the lion.

Both are pretty, only one is also tasty.

M&M Peanuts are good but kind of hard to peel.

Brian Crane must be making a fortune from product placement fees. I wonder if he’s filling the coffers in anticipation of retirement.

I’d prefer the pork chop.

I like the Coffee-nut M&M,s. If you have just one M&M, is it just an M?

I wish mine was ’ the computer ’ Mine crashed yesterday and until the new one comes, I’m using a dinosaur… I’ve been using XP for years, going to Windows 10.

If it’s a garnet, he must be a January baby.

When my son was little my mom would give him m & ms just so she could watch him eat them. He could get 3 bites and crumbs from each one.

ellisaanaYou have to keep it in your hand, because it doesn’t melt in your hand.

July’s birthstone is a ruby. September’s is a sapphire.

What a cool Grampa.

M & M’s are for every month.

Jewelers came up with several sets of “birth stones” to sell product.