Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 15, 2016

Calvin, don’t gaslight the daisies.

Stupid is as stupid does.

So could this form a rainbow?

Not so stupid if they are harboring a bee somewhere, ready to sting you if you keep messing with them.

Well, Calvin, that’s known as a sunshower.

Those flowers make me think of Raspberry Danish Shortbread Cookies.

I sometimes think that flowers are smarter than Calvin.

Right, Calvin, plants are so stupid…that’s why they produce oxygen that keeps you and me alive…

Be careful when you look at the flowers, Calvin. Carol might be right around the bend.

Actually its Calvin who’s round the bend.

I don’t think flowers have a central nervous system; but then what the heck do I know about flowers.

Careful what you are watering, Calvin! Those little plants might be Audrey II’s children…

When the cold weather hits and I’m covering up my plants, sometimes I don’t bother to take the covers off the next day when it warms up. My theory is, “The plants will just think it’s cloudy.”

Calvin is SO like his father!

Flowers: Just laugh at his little joke and enjoy the fresh water.

Calvin… obviously a straight A student in science.

Let’s try lightning.

Just try messing the the Triffid’s minds.