Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for March 04, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    That’s because the cool thing say is, “were you raised in a barn?”

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Jesus, were you born in a barn?

    Jesus: Uh, yeah.

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    Stevefk  about 4 years ago

    When I was little and forgot to close my zipper after going to the restroom my grandmother would say “your barn door is open, don’t let the cows out!” as a reminder to zip up!

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    rhpii  about 4 years ago

    Do I look like I am made of money?

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    Oge  about 4 years ago

    “you’re a better door than a window” said by my father to anyone blocking his view of the TV…or anything else.

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    Diat60  about 4 years ago

    “Hey” was forbidden in my house. My Dad said “hey is for horses”.

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