Don’t have any squeaks, but the mini-moans whenever I change position make me hysterical. My sister and I get to laughing so hard about how difficult it is to get up that we can’t. . .get up, that is. . .
Max and 99 are trying to move stealthily inside a warehouse. They hear squeaking, and conclude Max’x shoes are squeaking. He takes them the shoes. They resume moving, but the squeaking continues. She suggests he take off his socks. “I’d better not, 99.” // “Why not, Max?” // “I’m afraid it could be my feet.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 8 years ago
Is it possible there’s a loose floor board under that carpet?
dadoctah almost 8 years ago
Hey, Earl! Oil your feet, man!
Joan32 almost 8 years ago
When shoes squeak they are not paid for!
woodeye01 almost 8 years ago
Getting old Sucks!!!
magicwalnut Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Thanks, MrCrane, for the first guffaw of the day!
1953Baby almost 8 years ago
Don’t have any squeaks, but the mini-moans whenever I change position make me hysterical. My sister and I get to laughing so hard about how difficult it is to get up that we can’t. . .get up, that is. . .
Jogger2 almost 8 years ago
Max and 99 are trying to move stealthily inside a warehouse. They hear squeaking, and conclude Max’x shoes are squeaking. He takes them the shoes. They resume moving, but the squeaking continues. She suggests he take off his socks. “I’d better not, 99.” // “Why not, Max?” // “I’m afraid it could be my feet.”
Number Three almost 8 years ago
I wonder if Muffin will mistake those squeaks for a mouse?
xxx
celeconecca almost 8 years ago
well, with me, it’s my knees
Al Nala almost 8 years ago
Could someone have put squeaky cheese in his shoes
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“He’s so tight he squeaks!”