Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 09, 2016
May 08, 2016
May 10, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: In school we learned how plants turn sunlight into food. Marigold: Unicorns tried that for a while. However, the unicorn photosynthesis initiative was eventually abandoned. Unicorns do not look good in green. Phoebe: But you could have been camouflaged while grazing!
Averagemoe almost 8 years ago
Isolde did that for a while, before she decided she would look better in silver.
jodudeit almost 8 years ago
One of the many initiatives in history that were abandoned for no good reason! Bring back Project Orion!
otherunicorn almost 8 years ago
“You could have been camouflaged while NOT NEEDING to graze!”
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What?: I thought unicorns looked good in any color.
WaitingMan almost 8 years ago
Go back one strip for a unicorn appearance in today’s “Perry Bible Fellowship”. Warning: Extreme Violence.
Thrackerzod almost 8 years ago
I wouldn’t say that. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/55/be/6d/55be6dd65b82a8c9d596a021b5a02243.jpg
Wichita1.0 almost 8 years ago
A failed experiment. Hence no unicorns in the arctic wastes.
lindaf almost 8 years ago
I am of the opinion that a unicorn would look better in green than in Pepto-Bismol Pink. But then I think anything would look awful in P-B Pink.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Agreed Unicorn.
Fujicream almost 8 years ago
i have this book
kaykeyser almost 8 years ago
Lyra must be a rabble. Phoebe has a point
RalphZIggy almost 8 years ago
but we’d need to eat dirt too for the other things that photosynthesis couldn’t build