Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 12, 2016
May 06, 2016
May 13, 2016
Transcript:
Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 woman: I'm an unwed pregnant woman, and I just don't know what to do! I wish our political leaders would provide market based incentives to get me make the right choice!! Man: Here you go, little lady! $3000 to to go the abortion and put your baby up for adoption! woman: oh my! Man: yes, we know that the only war to correct behavior is through cold cash! With programs like this proposed Utah plan for unwed mothers to be and Gringrich's "earning by learning program…. BOY: Sir I finished reading the fountainhead man: here you go kid. …we can harness market forces to make america our kind of place! everybody wins when we improve our country by offering proper incentives to…. Homosexuals: I get 50 bucks each time I sleep with a woman! Liberals: I get $10 every time I denounce my mamby pamby outdated political philosophy. Miniorities: I get paid $100 a day just for staying out of sight! Market driven motivation: molding america through the right incentives
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Randy B Premium Member almost 8 years ago
That’s all OK -if you’re not using tax money and government personnel.(The Utah proposal was a scheme to sell babies, with the government as intermediary. No assistance otherwise. Offer only available to single women age 18 to 25.)
King_Shark almost 8 years ago
Why not pay the minorities to leave the country? That would be the American Way.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Yep, I can be bought.
Malcolm Hall almost 8 years ago
I’m sure President Trump will be able to get China to accept a reduced rate of return on our T-bills. He could threaten to call them a bad name if they don’t capitulate. Or threaten to bomb then into the stone age! Given the balance of trade, maybe the Donald could get them to send us money!
Ushindi almost 8 years ago
Minorities are getting $100 a day, libsmasher? Dang, and here I am a white heterosexual male so I’ve been voting Democratic all these years for free? “No dollars for you, Ushindi!”
ChrisV almost 8 years ago
This originaly ran in 1995 but it’s just as true today, isn’t it?
leemartinlee almost 8 years ago
A 1995 strip, but I thought the guy with the cash looked a lot like Mitt Romney.