Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 12, 2016

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1995 woman: I'm an unwed pregnant woman, and I just don't know what to do! I wish our political leaders would provide market based incentives to get me make the right choice!! Man: Here you go, little lady! $3000 to to go the abortion and put your baby up for adoption! woman: oh my! Man: yes, we know that the only war to correct behavior is through cold cash! With programs like this proposed Utah plan for unwed mothers to be and Gringrich's "earning by learning program…. BOY: Sir I finished reading the fountainhead man: here you go kid. …we can harness market forces to make america our kind of place! everybody wins when we improve our country by offering proper incentives to…. Homosexuals: I get 50 bucks each time I sleep with a woman! Liberals: I get $10 every time I denounce my mamby pamby outdated political philosophy. Miniorities: I get paid $100 a day just for staying out of sight! Market driven motivation: molding america through the right incentives