Jeff Stahler for April 27, 2016

ZERO! ¡CERO! NULL!

I’d go with a tommy, saw and BAR

Just ask Obama for a drone to Hellfire all those nasty military age brown deer.

Depends on if your state is open-carry or not.

I guess the next step is to allow open carry in grade schools across the country. The gun industry has a whole new market there. After that they can work on the prison inmates. Open carry in prisons would be a whole new market.

I prefer the M&P Shield. Small, packs a punch.

Definitely need the potato gun. A pumpkin catapult would also be nice.

I go with a simple formula of (n * 5) / 3 = guns. Where n is the number of people, so in this case, they should bring 3 guns. One for each of them and one hidden in the picnic basket in case a toddler gets a hold of one of theirs. The only way to stop a toddler with a gun is a good guy with a picnic basket. Or better yet, go out and enjoy a nice picnic and leave the cowboy childhood silly games behind. This isn’t the wild west or star wars, though some of you would like it to be in your fantasy.

Guns for the Paranoidwhat could go wrong?

If they’re going in the woods, with all the wildlife and away from people, it’s the place they least need a gun.

There are never enough guns..

I signed the petition to allow “Open Carry” at the Republican convention in Cleveland. I figured they should have to try it out at their convention before the rest of us have to try it out in our schools.

Which part of “shall not be infringed” do you not understand?I say let the gun nuts take as many as they want to their own private picnics. That way there will be fewer of them for us normal people to worry about.