Stomach reduction makes it imposable for you to overeat. Therefore, what you do eat will have to be healthy fuel for your body. (Since you are now a lifetime “patient”, your doctor will help you with this.) Of course you could just skip the surgery and hire someone to slap your hand every time you reach for a Twinkie and save some money.
This would be funny if it wasn’t absolutely spot on true. Ironically, the situation was far less serious when this was first printed but has grown to epidemic proportions since then. Berkeley accurately predicted the future of the American population.
salakfarm Premium Member about 1 year ago
Now that’s a diet I could follow.
einarbt about 1 year ago
Oh, Opus.
markkahler52 about 1 year ago
Fast forward several years to where you can barely afford food
Yontrop about 1 year ago
Stomach reduction makes it imposable for you to overeat. Therefore, what you do eat will have to be healthy fuel for your body. (Since you are now a lifetime “patient”, your doctor will help you with this.) Of course you could just skip the surgery and hire someone to slap your hand every time you reach for a Twinkie and save some money.
Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago
Bariatric barbarism.
djtenltd about 1 year ago
People always seem to be for the glory but not for the struggle.
Ishka Bibel about 1 year ago
Americans – “I have the right to eat whatever I want to”
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
Ah, the “Only Staples” Diet… ☺
Bill D. Kat Premium Member about 1 year ago
This would be funny if it wasn’t absolutely spot on true. Ironically, the situation was far less serious when this was first printed but has grown to epidemic proportions since then. Berkeley accurately predicted the future of the American population.
Upton O'Goode about 1 year ago
Surgery won’t work without an attitude change. Without the attitude change your surgery might even kill you.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Opus, you dolt! That surgery could kill you, whereas eating less and exercising would only make you unAmerican!