Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for October 13, 2021

This could get ugly…

There was a nice cattail back there. They fluff nicely, with a little work (and it’s not roped off).

no kiddin’

no fun

“No pickin’? How ‘bout grinnin’?”

“No grinnin’!”

“Aw…”

Typical. Government agency ruining the fun.

He means business. He’s packing heat.

Well, he didn’t say “no piddling” – and peeing outdoors is a great rural American right!

And this park isn’t in Vermont, or skinny dipping would be allowed!

I think it’s a pager.

Gun holster.

Come on over. I still have a few thousand of them at my place on the Oregon coast.

As has become painfully apparent over the years, Federal lands have become progressively less accessible.

Well played, “Ranger” Portnoy! You’ve stopped the demented menace of Binkley’s Run-and-Jump, saving the dandelion!