I don’t know how Spork would ever get an unemployment check…
You have to have a job before you can lose it.
By way of explanation to those of you not in the US…Unemployment isn’t like welfare…It’s “Unemployment Insurance.”It’s for people thrown out of work, and not because they were fired.They and their employers have been required all along to contribute to the system, via payroll deduction.
Spork’s naps and video games are NOT considered contributions.
As for MY work….can’t you see how hard I work trying to keep Bev out of trouble?
But…. as Rose would be delighted to tell you…it obviously doesn’t work.
@TonyWhere do I work?Inside the house, keeping it tidy, knitting, cross stitch, tending my indoor plant garden, dealing with a moderately psychotic Siamese cat, and keeping my hubby healthy
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
A faux pas indeed.
Ol Skool about 8 years ago
unemployment check? they have something like that?
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
His hair looks like it was scared straight.
Thumps on panel above
Ask Bev where the QOTD is. I’d get it myself but I’ve been drinking so I can’t drive.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
I don’t know how Spork would ever get an unemployment check…
You have to have a job before you can lose it.
By way of explanation to those of you not in the US…Unemployment isn’t like welfare…It’s “Unemployment Insurance.”It’s for people thrown out of work, and not because they were fired.They and their employers have been required all along to contribute to the system, via payroll deduction.
Spork’s naps and video games are NOT considered contributions.
As for MY work….can’t you see how hard I work trying to keep Bev out of trouble?
But…. as Rose would be delighted to tell you…it obviously doesn’t work.
Olddog1 about 8 years ago
@Tony: For the last few years I’ve been a remittance man.
Plods with ...™ about 8 years ago
I seem to remember work. It was kinda phun until it changed me into a cranky old phart.
ladykat about 8 years ago
@TonyWhere do I work?Inside the house, keeping it tidy, knitting, cross stitch, tending my indoor plant garden, dealing with a moderately psychotic Siamese cat, and keeping my hubby healthy
GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago
I work in the admin building.
jeanie5448 about 8 years ago
I didn’t know you could draw unemployment unless you have worked at least 6 quarters……….has he had a job we didn’t know about?
Marathon Zack about 8 years ago
@Tony“Where do you work?”I work on a Vogon Constructor Fleet. And here’s what to do if you ever want to get a lift: forget it.
deeceewye about 8 years ago
@Tony
About four miles from here.
Knightman Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’m retired
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don’t tell me! You’re from outer space.
Kirk: No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Tony, someone really needs to talk to you about your foul language. You know darned well that word is foulest of the four letter ones. Shame on you!
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
QOTD: Right now I am spending the majority of my time taking care of my parents, and bettering myself.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Paid: Ear, Nose & Throat, Ltd. One of the best ENT groups in the country.Unpaid: home, church and everywhere else.