Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 27, 2016

When he said “ripples in space” my first thought was a potato chip gag.

I thought he said “nipples in space”. I’m very disappointed.

In case your wondering, they did detect a gravity wave.

Actually it’s the god Apollo.

I think its just a regular linguini wave.

Maybe my refusal to do the “wave” is what’s more and more making me earthbound. Or it might be the beer and peanuts.

Einstein’s General Theory of Relativity in a nutshell:Time flies, gravity waves. Moe’s theory of the dripping continents: Due to gravity, all continents are being pulled toward the south pole. If you look at a globe, you see they are roughly tear-shaped, all headed south.

Finally, Gore’s theory of global warming: whether the weather gets hotter or colder, whether the glaciers advance or retreat, whether the ocean levels rise or fall, they all prove his theory.

In space, no one can hear one hand clapping….

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

Hi, Gravity! How’s it going?

Sometimes gravity comes in handy. It was a hand-some wave. We knew when we had conquered space – it put its hand up… Sorry

It’s Apollo!

Wait until they discover the Gravity Finger!

LOL, Mr. Rickard.

This is silly. They’re missing the gravity of the situation.