WaynoVision by Wayno for June 08, 2016

  1. Idano
    Ida No  almost 8 years ago

    Pianist: “And, any o’ you radio heads subterranean homesick aliens? Just askin’.”

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  2. Idano
    Ida No  almost 8 years ago

    Pianist: “Have you ever heard of Holst?”

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    Olddog1  almost 8 years ago

    Three Steps; he can start with Mars, and after a few more drinks switch to Jupiter.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 8 years ago

    “Starman” and “Life on Mars” by David Bowie, “Man on the Moon” by REM, “Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft” by Klaatu…

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    wildfiregal  almost 8 years ago

    hey…as long as they keep the money flowin’, who cares?! Play it again, Sam!

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    Ida No  almost 8 years ago

    Wayno, this one’s for you. Guy sits at a bar, surrounded by empty shot glasses. Next to him are a couple white birds from Florida. Guy looks at the birds and says, “Man, Egrets. I’ve had a few.”

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    Ida No  almost 8 years ago

    And, one more. There was this woman with severe vision problems, and she hired a private doctor to help her. This situation stretched on for decades. The doctor never got rich from constantly performing surgery on her, but it was enough to make ends meet. The woman’s name was Faith, thus proving the old adage…

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