Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 13, 2016

He’s naked!!!

Try finding a plain white t-shirt.

Not only that, you have to cut off your pinky finger.However, there’s a prosthetic for those who have mended their ways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0WNm9Vjqvc

Only in Sturgis SD. in August.

Careful! He’s straining a fart out!!!

Tattoos and piercings, I have NONE. Guess that makes me a REAL freak!

Wow! I see that Leigh Ruben has read “Carsick” by John Waters and has no shame in ripping off the premise of one of the chapters and passing it off as his own.

I keep having nightmares about crowds of geezers covered in tattoos. shudder

OOOOH, Whiteheron nailed it. Doing the one cheek sneak.

@Kea, I shudder about crowds of geezers with pasty, wrinkled, ugly, white skin.

At least I will have some memories and color to my skin. Ignorance is bliss I guess.

You can’t see the deep emotional scars!

GASP! I’ve never seen the like!!!

Tattoos are interesting but I would rather wear a fake one than alter my skin surface permanently.

Macky87,I once applied for a job where they REQUIRED employees to wear plain white T-shirts. I didn’t have any, but it turned out in the end that I wasn’t qualified for the job anyway.

PICTO,Sounds like motorcycle enthusiasts are required to get tattooed, if they participate in a Sturgis, South Dakota event in August.

Can’t help using that old phrase, “Mark my Words”, but there will be a lot of people, especially the young women, who will later regret those stupid defacements.