Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 27, 2016
January 26, 2016
January 28, 2016
Transcript:
I love walking through graveyards. Me too. I know it's weird, but it's so peaceful here. In a dark sort of way... Everything is in its place. For me, it's because all these people are dead. So, I'm like hey, I'm better than all of these people! Hey dead governor! You know what's better than power? Living! Hey dead painter! You know what's better than the subtle interplay of light and shadow? Not bein' a corpse! Hey dead family who all died on the same day! You- Please stop. I am so pumped
Ida No over 8 years ago
And then comes the heart attack of irony.
emptc12 over 8 years ago
One of many variations on an old epitaph:.To you who now are walking by,As you are now so once was I.As I am now so you will be.Prepare yourself to follow me..(Shiver) Is that eerie feeling from someone walking on my grave? I hope not, as I plan to be cremated.
mikeBridges over 8 years ago
It used to be common for families to picnic in graveyards, when they were the only green spots in cities.
InColorado over 8 years ago
She kind of looks like Morticia Addams
davids.comments over 8 years ago
The graveyard near my house when I was a kid was great! Not only was it a short cut to my friends’ house. It was quiet and there weren’t many adults around (not living, anyway) to intrude on our free range childhood. But best of all was reading the gravestones. Some dated back to the Revolutionary War. It was also eye opening to see how many people died as children in colonial times.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
I used to have thoughts like this guy, but even as a kid, I was too mature to express them like this.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
“Hey, Ma, look! There’s Maude! Remember, the 80-year-old I used to date…”“Harold…”“I would call her my old lady.”“HAROLD!”