Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 27, 2016
March 26, 2016
March 28, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: Okay, Alice, it's bedtime! Alice: NOT YET! Mom: Alice! I read "The Very Cranky Vole" using the Silly Voice. Mom: We did the Hugaboo Dance. We did the Oopsie Bedtime Pratfall. Mom: We sang the Nighty Night Song with the Funny Tummy Drum Solo. That's your whole routine! Alice: I'd like to expand the routine, maybe do a big finish with a human pyramid. Alice: My dream is to elevate my bedtime routine to a total work of art that combines song, dance, drama and violent slapstick! Mom: Goodnight, Alice. Alice: Now, I'll have nightmares about my creative impulses being smothered.
Templo S.U.D. about 8 years ago
Have a nice nightmare then, Alice… and brag about it to your parents and brother who are trying to sleep themselves.
King_Shark about 8 years ago
Maybe Calvin can lend you some of his monsters.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
Don’t forget Blinkly’s closet of anxieties.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Boy, she’s mastered the lingo, hasn’t she?
LadyJessica about 8 years ago
Gesamtkunstschlalf!!
aerilim about 8 years ago
Maybe it’s time for the sleeping medicine routine…
T_Lexi about 8 years ago
Petey could do a whole series of dioramas about this!
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Alice is certainly ambitious. Now, if only she were tired rather than pumped up. Zzzzzzn….
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
I can just listen to a tape of my old philosophy teacher and I fall like a sack of bricks.