Lay Lines by Carol Lay for January 20, 2016

The Pep Sharks?

Leo: “First, I need a van-load of fresh sharks. Second, I need someone that can pick open Stickley’s car door. Third, I need someone to push Stickley in front of a speeding semi-trailer in front of witnesses.”

Paint a picture of him being eaten by sharks, dear.

They’v e named their sharks. Not a good sign for Stickley.

Yesterday it occurred to me that the obvious thing would be to ask Stickley to paint a scene where all the sharks are killed by dropping concrete blocks on them. He really can’t fake that and he would be revealed as a fraud.

I apologize if people already thought of that; I haven’t had much opportunity to indulge in the usual pleasure of reading everyone’s comments lately, but just manage to insert my own now and then.

So Stickey is afraid of sharks? The solution was right in front of them the whole time. Sic the law firm on him. (Manny, Joe & Jack, LLC)

Manny, Moe, Jack… and Jabberjaw. “Hey, Moe!”

I fear this may become cruel and inhumane…to the sharks.Let’s hope the poor darlings don’t get all sick.

I do like this family. Carol, you’ve done it again!