Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 31, 2010

Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a…. DA-amn!

But she is the Black Widow. (I’d keep your wits about you, Mr. Reynolds.)

Lost in trance-lation…

She’s a super hero in my book!

Hummia Hummina Hummina. I didn’t carch her name.

A dynamic duo, no doubt.

Of course, those aren’t her only talents. My favorite “action” scene in “Iron Man II” was when Scarlett and Gwyneth are both wearing little black dresses, and we see them walk side-by-side up a staircase, from behind.

So Cap is under the impression that Dynaman’s crushes are on Blue Beetle, Red Tornado, and Green Arrow? I knda figured that about him, too…

Dynaman and Red Tornado?

Nah! Ma Hunkle wouldn’t have him.

Nebulous, I had to Google “Ma Hunkle” to get your reference, but I’ve known guys who’d hit that, too…

Red Sonja isn’t a superhero either. Unless you think wearing a chainmail bikini makes her one, that is. Which I suppose it might.