Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 21, 2016

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Enjoy this Classic _ Tome the dancing Bug Vintage 1995 Charley the australopithecine. You'll recall that charley, under the name "null" has joined a scream rock group. Null and the void 's self titled debut CD is a sensation , pioneering the scream rock genre. Null and Void - featuring the hot "NGYAAA" Charley scream has the perfect blend of base animalistic fury and carefree pop accessibility AAAAAAAAA Music critic embrace scream rock as a legitimate branch of traditional rock Musician: One of the best moments in rock history is roger daltrys 5.3 second scream on WHOS NEXT Scream rock extends that artistic idiom in a post modern setting. Scream Rock's popularity soars, as it produces exactly the desired effect on the older generation, TURN THAT CRAP DOWN!! Milt: AH, go back to your 'fresh' grunge sounds! And the scream rock look ensures that no bona fide flower could ever obtain a job outside a record store, Milt: "ace of Base"?! Its in Aile 5. If you need me, I'll be here puking at the thought of listening to that dreck. Charley proves to be a surprisingly effective salesman of the movement. Null, when you scream are ou saying that you believe in nothing? Charley: No, Im actually saying nothing. Ahh! Ha and his bandmates are suddenly worshipped celebrities, Tell me again how this groupie thing works? Yes, charley knows he'll be on top of the world forever! Wooo! Party like and australopithecine!! Coming: the big fall?