Herman by Jim Unger for January 18, 2016

Dad’s going to take it out of his allowance.

And don’t forget to pay.

That was certainly a hair-raising experience !

Dad’s cut:40%.

Hair today, gone tomorrow!

My girl friend asked me: “Does this dress make me look fat?” I said: “Does my head make me look bald?”

Hey, woman think toupees are very sexy, especially when they are made from $100 bills!

I could go on for ever with bald jokes, but i just want to cover myself

Oh if shows that ,it’s got to be at least 5$ !

That’s not nice.

Took me a minute. It’s Tennessee Ernie Ford’s old line about being “so poor, we went into town to watch haircuts!”

Hey Moe its a divit!