Reminds me of an urban legend where a guy’s dog would bark every night and would not be quiet. The guy could not get to sleep, so he ended up getting rid of the dog. The very first night after he got rid of the dog, someone broke into his house and murdered him.
Ida No over 8 years ago
Just because there’s nothing out there to bark at doesn’t negate the need to get the “bworfs” out in the open where they can do less damage.
Dani Rice over 8 years ago
Oh, she may have seen a squirrel, or a spider, or a leaf blowing across the lawn. Have to keep this stuff under control, y’know.
tcar-1 over 8 years ago
Sophie: “It’s because of my barking that nothing is out there! Come on humans get with it! Never heard of a pre-emptive strike?”
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
“It’s too quiet out there! I had to add some noise!”
Maizing over 8 years ago
Reminds me of an urban legend where a guy’s dog would bark every night and would not be quiet. The guy could not get to sleep, so he ended up getting rid of the dog. The very first night after he got rid of the dog, someone broke into his house and murdered him.