The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for December 29, 2015

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    Superfrog  almost 9 years ago

    He’d prefer to be discharged.

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    Toonerific  almost 9 years ago

    Shocking!

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    whiteheron  almost 9 years ago

    I don’t know about cruel, but definitely unusual punishment.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 9 years ago

    Gonna annoy him to death.

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    gammaguy  almost 9 years ago

    And if that doesn’t work, you can try boring him to death with statistics.

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    gammaguy  almost 9 years ago

    The electric chair: Voltemort.

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    wellinever  almost 9 years ago

    The average voltage of your typical static shock, delivered from wool carpeting-now we’re not talking amperage here, which is negligible- varies with air temperature and humidity levels, but should be….

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    Carl R  almost 9 years ago

    As I recall, for a spark to jump across air takes about 10,000 volts per inch, so a spark that jumps 1/4 inch would be about 2500 volts, albeit with virtually no amperage. Now, use a lot of small jolts to energize some large capacitors and you might have something….

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    They need to call The Traveling Executioner…

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    Farside99  almost 9 years ago

    When I was designing phones for a PBX, the worst case scenario depicted (whether true or not) was, “A fat woman in Minnesota in the middle of winter can build up to 30,000 volts of static.” I think it had to do with very dry air and a more even layer of adipose tissue. We had to design for that eventuality to keep from frying the IC’s inside the phones.

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    daleandkristen  almost 9 years ago

    I giggled out loud!!!

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    johngregor Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    It won’t work. I think that was Edison’s whole point when he suggested the electric chair as a means of using alternating current to kill people, thus demonstrating that his favored direct current was safer for consumers

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