The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for May 05, 2023

Dummies. All they have to do is Scotchgard the slipcover, and they got it made.

They still make clear plastic slipcovers? They were popular

….the have to wait until after the next big Mexican food night so they can “baptize” the new one and make it “fit right into the decor”……..

I have to admit, any new slip cover they allow to be used has a short life before it’s trashed. Consider the dropped Ho-Ho icing, dripped chocolate ice cream, pizza the got loose in the frenzy for the last slice, the arms where Burl wipes his fingers while eating ribs, and mysterious brown stains.

Where do they sit when they don’t have company then?

like the purple one way better anyway…!

Except you used to stick to the in the summer

“Forget everything you know about slipcovers, so I did. It was a load off my mind.” Mitch Hedberg