The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for April 29, 2021

In our house a hound always snaps it up first. Burl would be way too slow.

I’d have a bone to pick with anyone who would do that..

Well I just lost my breakfast

Marline is thinking ," I WILL NOT eat here anymore" Well no one should.

Actually in the best of company here.

“Always remember: If you’re alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who’s going to know?” – Julia Child

https://youtu.be/k6s6rVAkFrE

Wonder if they flush the toilet…such a waste….?

Sirloin flank steak???

Halitosis Anonymous Club? I remember an old Benny Hill sketch of a character called The Halitosis Kid…

Well, at least she had a good reason.

Found it!

Drool Rule #1: don’t eat at the Pennys’ house. #2 Or the Shemps’ house. #3 Or the Darwins’ house.

Once many years ago, I was helping in the kitchen as a church supper. I pulled the rack partway out of the oven to remove a meatloaf, when the rack just folded down and the pan slid to the floor. (It had been put in upside down.) I stood there thunderstruck, while one of the men reached past me, shoved a pancake turner under the meatloaf, flipped in onto a serving platter and handed it to me. “It fell on a clean napkin.” I marched into the dining room and put it on the table