We eat out for Thanksgiving and travel for Christmas. I’m done making free meals for my in-laws. Last year she pulled the “This may be your father’s last Thanksgiving.” Not only is he still alive, but he didn’t even come to dinner at my brother-in-law’s. (We still went out.)
Little Caesar over 4 years ago
“Save the neck for me, Clark.” And the pope’s nose too.
William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago
I love smoked turkey.
tcayer over 4 years ago
We eat out for Thanksgiving and travel for Christmas. I’m done making free meals for my in-laws. Last year she pulled the “This may be your father’s last Thanksgiving.” Not only is he still alive, but he didn’t even come to dinner at my brother-in-law’s. (We still went out.)
posstockhoarder over 4 years ago
The only thing Dale and Marlene hate more than brined turkey is having to buy and make their own. Set their plates up!
InTraining over 4 years ago
Dale and Marleen will bring lobster tails for themselves…. and avoid that having that mess at home…!
oldsmkysyvr over 4 years ago
For those who don’t want the turkey, I suggest they have Spam on a shingle for them. Maybe that Pumpkin Spice flavor Spam.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 4 years ago
They have Santa’s number by the phone. Won’t need to buy coal this year.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 4 years ago
I always brine my turkey. Doesn’t dry out and don’t have to baste it.