Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 08, 2015

The colour is wrong. You needed a maroon one.

I think I see yer problem.

I think the tide’s still out too.

The technology is obsolete as well – nobody uses Palms anymore.

Gee, a phone connection out there? Will wonders never cease.

And the modem is dial-Up.

And now, for something completely different.

A stranding desk…what’s the reference here? If it’s a play on “standing desk,” it’d be more apparent if our hero were standing at his “stranding desk.”