For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years; feline attendance is not mandatory…
I have my Dad’s burial flag, dog tags, hat, and medals in a display case on top of a bookcase beside me! He is long gone now, but I will never forget what he sacrificed for our country, and the rest of the free world…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
His name is Muffin.
jreckard over 8 years ago
I’m looking for a breakfast beagle mix.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 8 years ago
Don’t step on my CorgiPoo (toy poodle and corgi mix).
BearsDown Premium Member over 8 years ago
He’s a pure-bread.
CanyonHiker over 8 years ago
Looks like a boxer to me.
dsom8 over 8 years ago
Looks like a boxer.
looseparts creator over 8 years ago
With special thanks to my pal Mark Parisi. This joke just popped out during a conversation we were having.
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 8 years ago
I prefer the poodle doberman mix.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
Regarding cats:
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob, or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. In addition, I have been using the bathroom for years; feline attendance is not mandatory…
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
It’s Veteran’s Day today, folks…
I have my Dad’s burial flag, dog tags, hat, and medals in a display case on top of a bookcase beside me! He is long gone now, but I will never forget what he sacrificed for our country, and the rest of the free world…
May God Bless all our veterans!