Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 11, 2015

(I’ll say it before any of you other rubes does). He must be a candidate from Wisconsin.;-D

And here he thought this debate would be a brie.

That might be true…but he doesn’t know Jack about the average American… doesn’t really get the process.

I’m told he comes from a family of political naturals… used to be big wheels around here…but he’s a small chip off the old block…running for cheesy little offices…even then, his aged Dad has to pull a few strings for him.

Maybe he’s matured now, though…maybe the time will be ripe for him! Sorry if I wax on…didn’t mean to milk it like that.

Cheese, Louise.

So, tonight’s performance was a Swiss miss.

Whey to go

The reporters need to grill that candidate!

Oh no ,he can’t run for office ,he’s Swiss and not old enough !

Could it be that outlaw, Monterrey Jack, in a mask?

I figured if he was Swiss, he would be neutral.

Come on! It’s 1:24, pm and not one mention of the Packers? What’s wrong with you guys today? I get back to you tomorrow….

Seriously, he’s got a cheese wedge for a head….! Didn’t anybody else notice that?