Please, hand me the towel!
Towel? You need Viagra.
She got her antlers wet. Now they are all droopy.
Female moose don’t have antlers.
From Wikipedia: “In extremely rare circumstances, a cow moose may grow antlers. This is usually attributed to a hormone imbalance.”
After they are dried and the Antler Gel is judiciously applied, the antlers will look anchorman-ready.
How about some antler Mousse
He needs a though balloon over his head. (“I remember she had a nice rack when I married her.”)
Wulff & Morgenthaler
Bilan over 8 years ago
Towel? You need Viagra.
kernelcorny Premium Member over 8 years ago
She got her antlers wet. Now they are all droopy.
gammaguy over 8 years ago
Female moose don’t have antlers.
Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago
From Wikipedia: “In extremely rare circumstances, a cow moose may grow antlers. This is usually attributed to a hormone imbalance.”
Ratbrat over 8 years ago
After they are dried and the Antler Gel is judiciously applied, the antlers will look anchorman-ready.
Chief Inspector over 8 years ago
How about some antler Mousse
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
He needs a though balloon over his head. (“I remember she had a nice rack when I married her.”)