Pickles by Brian Crane for October 09, 2015

Pop tarts. Only sugar has more sugar.

Opal your such a cut-up

Touché.

I am not addicted to frosted raspberry poptarts. I can quit any time I want too. Just not today, okay?

Things with no nutritional value? So, like, kale?

I always heard people chewed ice because they were “Horny” as we used to say in my youth. Yeah I chewed a lot of ice in High School.

Yikes! Wait until the Kellogs people see this! I do agree with Opal on this.

Well, while regular H2O water doesn’t have any fat, calories, carbs, proteins, or vitamins, in a way it still has a nutritional value. Aren’t we always told to drink so much water per day? Ice is just frozen water. That’s why I say people who eat ice do not have that PICA disorder. I say they have that when they’re eating things like dirt, rocks, rubber bands, and things like that. I eat ice after I’ve finished a drink.

ice chewing is horrible for natural teeth. If Opal has all falsies, no harm no foul.

Opal may have iron deficiency anemia.

Opal makes those ice cubes from vodka… I know Vodka doesn’t freeze. She just acts that way.

I don’t put ice in my water. It waters it down when it melts . . .

Earl,do the right thing and start attending “Pop Tarts Anonymous” meetings!

Pop Tarts were invented after my youngest sister was born. To me they looked dry. She ate them. I’ve never wanted to try them at all.

Being low on iron can make you crave ice as well.

That explains why I love water so much.

xxx

it could be a disease most americans suffer from in that case. most of us eat a lot of stuff without redeeming value

Au contrar, Mon ami! There is some fiber and fruit in them!

Funny!..Yes..I just ate some Pop Tarts..Had to fix the toaster and empty the crumb tray//Went out to Safeway to buy some fluff.Came away with Fritos, Pop Tarts and other unhealthy ..stuff

Constant need to crunch ice is also a sign of iron deficiency. What ice has to do with iron, I have no clue, but it’s true.