Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 05, 2015

What kind of calls does the Post-Em Notes Help Desk get, other than the one he’s answering?

You know what’s really great about Post-it notes?Besides a company turning failed research for a better adhesive into a multimillion dollar product line.You no longer have to look for tape for your “Kick Me” sign.

Not sure whether the sign is a sarcasm to the powers-that-be. I just had to ask..does it involve a place where the sun don’t shine?

he may have something here….probably will not work as well as toilet paper….but cheaper…

Jus’ HAD to give this one a Gold Star!

I need a sign like that…

Can I stick it to the man?

I love it !

I had a picture of the 3 stooges with the caption-“The Board of Directors!”. Strangely nothing was said about it.

I used to have a sign in my office – prominently placed – that said : Does Not Play Well With Others !

All dis time, never thought about it; even after going through hundreds of pads. Funny, Thanks Wiley, good day for a laugh.

So, howzeabout someone makes up a better story about them, with a fair semblance of an air of reality to it?

I really really hate any kind of stick-em notes. Just personal preference. Nothing against anyone else who loves them. I also hate snakes, but don’t mind people that people think they are great. Just keep both pot-it’s and snakes out of my face.

NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!!!9th grade English class

Great slogan!

My gradual retirement program…..mentor my replacement.

Inspiration for the brevity of twitter? (But your phone won’t stick to the refrigerator.)

There’s an actual “Postum note” to be found here:.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postum

Next job, Cap One. Wait, not a good fit there either…

Best Job Ever!

The Official story was that someone from Marketing happened to wander through the Chemistry department and discovered that the Chemists were using up the “Failed” adhesive by sticking short notes to each other up on the walls near the recipients’ desks. .At some point, someone said: “Well, if You guys find the stuff Useful, …”

argy, Yes….and it’s obviously incorrect…..If there was no market, why did they sell so much?