The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 05, 2015
October 04, 2015
October 06, 2015
Transcript:
Brutus: I have good news and bad news...
Brutus: I've discovered oil on our property...
Brutus: Unfortunately, it's in the driveway, under where the car is parked!
Oil is the most confusing substance on Earth. You’re walking along and you see oil . You pump it out of the ground and sell it and make $ billions and can live anywhere like a king. BUT, if they ever catch you putting it back into the ground they throw you in jail and take away everything you own. Go figure.
RavennaAl over 8 years ago
Oil is the most confusing substance on Earth. You’re walking along and you see oil . You pump it out of the ground and sell it and make $ billions and can live anywhere like a king. BUT, if they ever catch you putting it back into the ground they throw you in jail and take away everything you own. Go figure.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 8 years ago
well there’s oil and than there is oil
Jeff0811 over 8 years ago
It’s like the difference between “Black Gold” and “Black Fool’s Gold”.
“I tell ya, Thar’s Pyrite in them thar hills”.
Jim Kerner over 8 years ago
Oil’s well that ends well.