Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 01, 2015

Dang technology.

No, I’m happy to do it for you.

Rose…. gee, I was thinking the same thing….

Meanwhile… Tony’s question is….

How fast do you go?

To which I answer…

Well, no…no, I don’t answer….. I mean, my goodness…. This is a public forum….. and I am not that kind of girl.

@TonyHow fast do I go?.I used to go Break Neck, but as the years have passed I’ve had to stop using my treadmill because it doesn’t have a setting for Mosey.

As fast as I can! Which is mosey along!

@Tony RubinoMy main speed these days is a slow hobble.

“Ludicrous speed” ..........just takes a while to prepare for it.

That’ll show how many geeks are here.

As fast as necessary. And no faster.

@Tony Rubino i’m retired, no need for speed.

Ludicrous speed and I brake for no one. Eat my dust slow hobblers and strollers.

TonyMy closest relative is a tree sloth………..so, I can go “fast”, I just don’t wanna.

Don’t worry about breaking your neck, Peter. Your wife will do it for you.

Run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread mamm.