Garfield by Jim Davis for November 01, 2015
October 31, 2015
November 02, 2015
Transcript:
TV DING-DONG. Hi! Our car broke down in the storm...could we spend the night here? But uv courze. Pleeze come een. I'm Cyndi, and this is Tiffany! And you can call me "Count". What do you do, Mr. Count?! I'm a...veb designer. And you? We're professional neck models! ...Say vat? Neck models! Watch, we'll pose for you! Zis is zee greatest night of my life! Garfield: I love movies with happy endings.
Templo S.U.D. over 8 years ago
Oh, vat a happy day (or evening) for ze count.
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
I’m the Count. I love to count!
nosirrom over 8 years ago
The Count was very young for a vampire. He was still into having his after midnight nape.
Can't Sleep over 8 years ago
"We"re professional neck models"“…Say vat?”I’ve gotta rent that movie!
Rwill over 8 years ago
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you!
marshalldoc over 8 years ago
“Professional neck models”???
I can’t stop laughing… where’d that come from?
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
Just a smaaal point… It should be “Zis is zee greatest night of my death!” :-)
Trscroggs over 8 years ago
Okay, I have to say it, but that sounds like the setup for a really cheesy porno.
arjun.shriv over 3 years ago
Yup, their models alright. Models for being food that is.
Sakumon16 4 months ago
A good day for Drac