Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 14, 2015

That’s if you’re smart enough.

Now that I have vision problems, I spend extra time checking even my business emails before I send them. I had a lot of problems with one in particular, deleting, cut-and-paste, etc. It was to a female supervisor, and after much difficulty I sent it off, meaning to write, “I think it’s time.” Some little voice murmured in my mind, “you better check it.” Yikes, if I had been wearing a hat, it would have flipped up in the air, cartoon-style. I had written, “I think it’s tits time.”

When you don’t do it, you send a sext of yourself to your new employers.Where did I hear about that?

I’ve never understood that idea. Sending sexy notes to people. Why give them extortion material for using later when they feel like messing with you? Chocolates work the same way and have a better ROI.

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