Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 14, 2015

One day I nuked some crab cakes in the company microwave and was told that it was not appreciated.

Tuna fish with curry in the microwave – ewe!!

At one place I worked, there was a “no fish in the microwave” rule.

Who knew?

One day at work somebody ate kimchi in the break room.I thought that the drain had backed up.

Kimchi tastes delicious! For some reason, I’ve never been offended by the smell of cabbage in general. Or fish…or popcorn. The very things that most people say stinks. To me it only reminds me that I skipped lunch and my stomach starts growling. But I work from home these days so I don’t have to worry about offending anyone but my cats and my family. ;)

Where I worked we had a company film we all had to watch (3000,000 employees) that stated no one could complain about foul smells in the break room. It might alienate someone of a different culture if they were warming up or eating their food in the break room. It took management about 4 weeks to realize that noxious odor coming from the break room was a combination of backed up plumbing and 2 refrigerators that were way overdue for cleaning. Sometimes that PC crap gets taken way too far.

Burnt microwave popcorn. I’ve yet to smell anything worse!

mmm, toxic gas!

Drat! He forgot to add the corned beef…